I will now present to you a few of my mostly light-hearted truths of life. They are things I try to incorporate into my daily life, and maybe you can too. NB: These are newly rearranged in order of importance.
Rule 12: "Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast." Oscar Wilde
Rule 11: "Chocolate flavor" is not chocolate.
Rule 10: Chew, then swallow.
Rule 9: Coming home is always more fun if you have to break and enter to do so.
Rule 8: It is impossible to gracefully hike in a skirt. Either you hike, or you walk gracefully.
Rule 7: "Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist." GK Chesterton
Rule 6: If your water has an ingredient list, it's not water.
Rule 5: Music is life.
Rule 4: Living is a hard habit to break.
Rule 3: There is always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Rule 2: Love your neighbor as yourself.
Rule 1: And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. Mark 12:30
I have to admit, rules 2 and 1 are the ones where I have the hardest time, but as rule 3 so aptly puts it, there's always hope.
B
27 October 2009
Powered by Blogger.
Problematic's Rules of Living
I will now present to you a few of my mostly light-hearted truths of life. They are things I try to incorporate into my daily life, and maybe you can too. NB: These are newly rearranged in order of importance.
Rule 12: "Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast." Oscar Wilde
Rule 11: "Chocolate flavor" is not chocolate.
Rule 10: Chew, then swallow.
Rule 9: Coming home is always more fun if you have to break and enter to do so.
Rule 8: It is impossible to gracefully hike in a skirt. Either you hike, or you walk gracefully.
Rule 7: "Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist." GK Chesterton
Rule 6: If your water has an ingredient list, it's not water.
Rule 5: Music is life.
Rule 4: Living is a hard habit to break.
Rule 3: There is always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Rule 2: Love your neighbor as yourself.
Rule 1: And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. Mark 12:30
I have to admit, rules 2 and 1 are the ones where I have the hardest time, but as rule 3 so aptly puts it, there's always hope.
B
27.10.09
|
Labels:
Advice
|
4 comments:
- Problematic said...
-
Lib, from http://randomjotdowns.blogspot.com/ sent me the following comment:
'I like, "Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast." That is brilliant!
And I wholeheartily agree with, “Coming home is always more fun if you have to break and enter to do so.”
And…
“It is impossible to gracefully hike in a skirt. Either you hike, or you walk gracefully.”
Speak it sista’!
Agree, agree, agree!"' - October 27, 2009 10:11 PM
- Jare and Lib said...
-
Thanks SB!
- October 28, 2009 9:57 AM
- The Escapist said...
-
I always seem to have a problem with #9... I keep forgetting where my home is.
oh, and because I love this idea:
http://theescapistshome.blogspot.com/2009/10/problematic-always-has-best-ideas.html
:P - October 28, 2009 1:51 PM
- Calico Zak said...
-
Yes Music Is Life.
~Calico Zak - October 30, 2009 6:13 PM
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
Lib, from http://randomjotdowns.blogspot.com/ sent me the following comment:
'I like, "Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast." That is brilliant!
And I wholeheartily agree with, “Coming home is always more fun if you have to break and enter to do so.”
And…
“It is impossible to gracefully hike in a skirt. Either you hike, or you walk gracefully.”
Speak it sista’!
Agree, agree, agree!"'
Thanks SB!
I always seem to have a problem with #9... I keep forgetting where my home is.
oh, and because I love this idea:
http://theescapistshome.blogspot.com/2009/10/problematic-always-has-best-ideas.html
:P
Yes Music Is Life.
~Calico Zak
Post a Comment